Hum to yoon apni zindagi se mile
Ajnabi jaise ajnabi se mile
Har vafaa ek jurm ho gayaa
Dost kuch aisi berukhi se mile
Phool hi phool hum ne maange the
Daag hi daag zindagi se mile
Jis tarah aap hum se milte hain
Aadmi yoon na aadmi se mile
Now why didn’t I think of that!
Medical Marijuana has been around for a looong time now but this is the first time I am hearing about soft drinks laced with this stuff.
Doc Weed – looks cool and loving the name.
It’s the disturbing images part of the search query that I find disturbing. Not really sure what search results were expected but I am rather concerned about this person’s state of mind. I am also worried about the people around this person.
Probably the individual was just looking for pictures of an adult / pornographic nature. But there are easier ways to search for such things. Definitely much more obvious words / phrases are used for one of those queries.
Well that does sound bad, doesn’t it?
Let’s make it worse – Boy denies a girl’s FaceBook Friend Request, but accepts her cousin’s request. The cousins fight over this (??!!). One goes more cuckoo than the other and rams her minivan into her cousin – TWICE.
Labels: Simply Pathetic
Labels: Computers / Internet
If anyone needed more convincing that the damn thing is a toy, this is it!
I seriously think Apple should consider renaming the iPhone to iToy.
Apni aankhon ke samundar mein utar jaane de
tera mujrim hoon mujhe doob ke mar jaane de
Ai naye dost main samajhunga tujhe bhi apna
pahle maazi ka koi zakhm to bhar jaane de
Aag duniya ki lagai hui bhuj jaayegi
koi aansu mere daaman pe bikhar jaane de
Zakhm kitne teri chaahat se mile hain mujhko
sochta hoon ki kahoon tujhse magar jaane de
I have subscribed to the comments feed of Q8Nri.com and yesterday’s update had me chuckling a bit.
It was perhaps the first time I bothered to look at the way the feeds were titled. ‘Comment on Heroic auto driver foils attempted rape, gets stabbed by habi’. Who is Habi? The rapist or the stabber or the stabbing rapist?
Now I don’t know who Habi is, but I can assure you that he had nothing to do with the rape and/or stabbing incident (at least the above mentioned incident). All Habi did was comment on the news article posted on the website.
There would be no confusion about this if the feed was titled differently. A few suggestions:
Ok, so it’s a little more than just a watch winder - but USD 55,500! A tad bit too much, don’t you think?
Labels: Computers / Internet
And it’s going to cost 2 Euros a month.
Err… I don’t really see the point of this software. If it were embarrassing or private – why would the user put it up on the web in the first place!
If later on the person realised the pic is potentially embarrassing – I doubt one would want to wait till a specified date for it to be removed. Wouldn’t one go and remove the pic immediately?!?
Not to mention, the software does nothing to stop others from saving a copy of the pic on their own systems (for using at a later time). Even if right-click IS disabled – there is nothing stopping them from taking a screenshot and getting the image.
Let’s just say you are THAT lazy and THAT stupid that you would rather pay 2 Euros a month for a software to delete photos for you. I suggest you have a word with your neighbour’s son who would gladly do it for you. Chances are he would be agreeable to do it for a lower cost.
If not your neighbour’s son, you could always reach out to one of those BPO’s set up in places like India. They are sure to give you a deal on this.
Given the crap people are coming up with, it’s evident they have way too much time on their hands.
Dikhaawon pe mat jaao. Apni akal ladaao.
As much as I hate her, I couldn’t agree more with that statement from Kareena ‘Can’t Act’ Kapoor. List of awards she has won, that she most definitely DID NOT deserve (just talking FilmFare awards):
|Best New Comer – Female||:||Refugee||(Has anyone watched her in the film??! Thuu).|
|Best Actress – Critics||:||Dev||(There is a huge difference between making faces and acting).|
|Best Actress||:||Jab We Met||(Absolutely horrid).|
|Best Actress – Critics||:||Omkara||(Brilliant movie. Kareena was a total miscast though).|
Simple and convenient.
Recycle your old phone for cash in UAE or you can opt for a Trade In. You get an evaluation for your old handset online itself.
FoneSwap can also pick up the phone from your home (no charges) OR you can simply drop off the phone at the nearest FedEx outlet. Payment will be received in 2 working days in the form of:
Faiz Ahmed Faiz…
Hum par tumhaari chaah ka ilzaam hi to hai
dushnaam to nahin hai ye ikaraam hi to hai
Karte hain jiss pe taa'n, koi jurm to nahin
shauq-e-fuzuul-o-ulfat-e-nakaam hi to hai
Dil muddai ke harf-e-malaamat se shaad hai
ae jaan-e-jaan ye harf tera naam hi to hai
Dil naa-ummid to nahin, na-kaam hi to hai
lambi hai gham ki shaam, magar shaam hi to hai
Dast-e-falak mein, gardish-e-taqdeer to nahin
dast-e-falak mein, gardish-e-ayyaam hi to hai
Aakhir to ek roz karegi nazar wafaa
wo yaar-e-khush-khasaal sar-e-baam hi to hai
Bheegi hai raat 'faiz' ghazal ibtidaa karo
waqt-e-sarod dard ka hangaam hi to hai
The pictures of the rumoured handset have been put up by BGR. Have been waiting for this, for a while now. Touch and Type BlackBerry with Bold styling.
Told you. There is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking :). Clink
I did try to find a pic of what I saw on the tele just a few minutes ago. A pic of the Tejas plane with ‘Made In India’ written across the body. Would go great with this post as I was planning to paint a big question mark on it. Guess I didn’t try hard enough.
I am sure that by now almost all of you would have heard / read the news about TEJAS, supposedly India’s indigenous LCA (In case you haven’t, click here for one such article).
Perhaps some enthusiastic individuals have tweeted and/or blogged about it and are now busy broadcasting their pride over BBm’s.
News Flash – At best, Tejas is ASSEMBLED in India. It’s definitely NOT made in India. Not yet anyways. You see, the engine is a F404-GE-IN20 from General Electric – which clearly isn’t an Indian manufacturer (psst – GE is US Based).
I agree I don’t know much about fighter planes, but I am assuming an engine (if not the most important) – would at least qualify as one of the most important parts of the plane.
It gets EVEN better. Apparently the radar, some navigation technologies and some display systems are imported as well. Made in India – Ha!
It’s not like I was surfing the web looking for something nasty to write about this news item. Here is what happened - I was watching Star News (we do it at times, just for laughs. It’s not a NEWS channel for us. It’s a 24 hr comedy channel).
The reporter covering the story goes something like ‘Everything is Indian about Tejas except the engine’!!
At that point, I cracked up and couldn’t stop laughing. Obviously I missed the entire story and decided to Google up just how Indian is Tejas and this is what I came up with:
Some more interesting reports:
According to NDTV, the idea for Tejas came 27 years ago. The actual work started 10 years ago! Question – What were they doing for the 17 years in between? Designing the ‘Made in India’ banner??.
Anyways, the more important question is – 27 years and INR 14,500 crore (that’s INR 145 Billion, if I am not mistaken) later – you STILL don’t have an engine for this thing? Not to mention the radar, navigation and display systems!!?
Harp on all you want, but this really isn’t something to be proud about. Dikhaawon pe mat jaao. Apni akal ladaao.
At least TOI decided to wake up and mention some reasons why this is not really a kodak moment for Indian pride. Click here for the article.
Just noticed that an official OS 6 version is available from Vodafone - 220.127.116.110. If interested, you can follow the link above for user reviews.
I am currently using the leaked 18.104.22.1684 and see no reason to downgrade to the official 380. But that’s just me.
Agreed that their products aren’t limited to just coffee. That justifies removing the word “coffee” from the logo, but WHY remove the name?
Casio has come up with this prototype that uses Bluetooth Low Energy (BLE) system to pair up with your mobile phone and the battery is said to last for 2 years.
Once paired, it’s supposed to be able to show alerts (missed calls, sms, Email etc.) and also allow the user to silence the phone’s ringer from the watch itself. In addition to some other equally ridiculous things like syncing the time on your watch to that of your handset (or the other way around, not sure - I couldn’t care less).
Please note – At present, there are no phones in the market that support BLE (so what good does it do to come up with this prototype?)
Furthermore, even if there was a handset that did support BLE and I did happen to own it – I still wouldn’t be getting this hideous watch. In my view - the “functions/features” this watch offers are pointless.
Another reason why I don’t like it – I am NOT a 10 year old.
Labels: Crap Gadget
A while back I had posted about Lark Up – Vibrating Alarm. That needed to be paired with your iPhone. Here are some alternatives to Lark Up.
ANALARM – Hate the name and I have no idea why they couldn’t put some of the numbers straight! I mean, for USD 450, I do expect a sensible design.
Casio Futuristic Poptone – Looks a hell lot better (in my view) and costs only USD 29 on Amazon.