Wonder when India will get independence from its "Spiritual Gurus" and their nonsense.
Wonder when India will get independence from its "Spiritual Gurus" and their nonsense.
Tu mere saath chal na paayegi
Jab meri raah teri raah se milti hi nahin
Phir mera saath nibhaane ki zarurat kya hai
Apni maasoom tamannaaon ko rahabar na banaa
Khvaab phir khvaab hain labon ki haqeeqat kya hai
Ye nayi raah tujhe raas nahin aayegi
Main ne maanaa ki tujhe mujh se muhabbat hai magar
Meri gurbat teri chaahat ka silaa kya degi
Apni mahrumi-e-qismat se pareshaan hoon main
Bebasi ashk-e-nadaamat ke sivaa kya degi
Vaqt ki dhuup mein har cheez jhulas jaayegi
A good 'app' to waste the time (and battery) on your iPhone.
The game play is simple and fun. Except that after every crash, the damn thing is going to list every broken bone. Redundant and gets annoying really quick. Barring that - the 'app' would be a good addition to your I have nothing to do for the time being collection.
Downloaded the update and now the broken bones listing can be skipped. Also comes with Boost Tanks for instant turbo.
Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
- George Bernard Shaw
Links to the previous posts on the same issue – just to refresh your memory:
And now for the latest from the pathetic parents and the eccentric extended family:
I did mention (in my previous post on the subject) that these kids would be better off with the Norwegian CWS. The kids must be kept away from this crazy family.
Honestly, feels great to be right. At times though, I wish I wasn't right every single time.
the loud-mouth bitch Mamata Banerjee believes the world revolves around her and is too full of herself, let us - for a while, assume that there is some validity to her outrageous claims.
Mamata ji – if all these people want you dead and there are agencies from all over the globe willing to finance the plot, don't you feel that it is proof enough that there is something seriously wrong with you and your politics?? You must have done something extremely terrible to piss off all these people/agencies/countries.
It is a bit difficult to believe that people would want you dead solely because of your ugly face and extremely irritating/annoying voice. These might be adding to the extreme HATE they feel for you, but it can't be the primary reason.
Do the world a favour and go kill yourself. Save everyone some money. There is no reason why the economies of the world should subsidise your death. Have you seen the state of the world economy?! No reason to burden them with this as well.
If anyone were to actually read up about the Tejas project – it would be extremely difficult to consider this as an achievement (by any stretch of one's imagination).
It is rather embarrassing to think that even after 30 years and spending about INR 17,269 Crores (initial budget was 526 Crores and it is likely that the project will end up costing 25,000 Crores) – Tejas is not completely Indian. Even after putting in a more powerful engine (also imported), the damn thing at best would just be a medium to low-end fighter.
Claiming that this damn thing has been already inducted (when obviously it has not been) is bad. But I honestly can't understand why would ANYONE want to take 'credit' for this pathetic project which only highlights the incompetence of the Aeronautical Development Agency, Hindustan Aeronautics Ltd (HAL) and Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO).
Honestly, I still haven't been able to figure out what purpose is served by the iPad / Galaxy Tab / similar contraptions. It basically mimics the functionality of a touchscreen smart-phone, just with a bigger (at times brighter) screen. I could go on about the redundant nature of these gadgets…
But hey, what the hell do I know. So many of these gadgets being sold – perhaps there are people who find it useful for something (other than a digital photo-frame).
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Authentic or fake is another matter. The point is - why would anyone be bidding for this? Even if some idiots are bidding for this 'piece of history' (rolls eyes) - why would the foundation of former US President Ronald Reagan (err.. ???) have a problem with this auction? [Link]
Unless… they are worried about some nutcase attempting to clone this nutcase. Although, I am pretty sure such an attempt would require more than just dried blood residue. Not to mention – an extremely sad set of brains.
Dekh tere sansaar ki haalat kya hogayi bhagwaan – kitna badal gayaa insaan.
Paise hain par akal nahin hai, bewakoofi ki koi hadh nahin hai – kitnaa badal gayaa insaan.
Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pe tere ilzaam to hai
Tere haathon ki lakeeron mein mera naam to hai
Mujh ko tu apna banaa yaa na banaa teri khushi
Tu zamaane mein mere naam se badnaam to hai
Mere hisse mein koi jaam na aayaa na sahi
Teri mahafil mein mere naam koi shaam to hai
Dekh kar log mujhe naam tera lete hain
Iss pe main khush hoon muhabbat ka ye anjaam to hai
Vo sitamgar hi sahi dekh ke usko "sabir"
Shukr iss dil-e-bimaar ko aaraam to hai
Basically what they are saying is:
I don't blame Citibank for this. At least Citibank bothered to inform the customers. I am yet to receive any such notification from the other banks that I (unfortunately) maintain Rupee Deposits with.
I do blame the Indian Revenue Authorities (rolls eyes). The customer will have to pay a higher tax – for no fault on his/her part. What nonsense!?
I have sent emails to the other banks inquiring about this and how they propose to handle the issue. No reply, yet.
To be completely honest – I would gladly settle for a significantly lower interest rate than pay these bastards a single paisa more than I absolutely have to. Call me unpatriotic if you want to – I don't think much about the concept of patriotism anyway.
I would happily pay a penalty at pre-mature liquidation of my NRO deposits AND pay the CA's their ridiculous fee to get an affidavit - enabling me to convert my NRO cash to NRE. I will place it at lower interest rates, but I will NOT pay a higher tax because some dumb fuck wants to use a new format!
Done with Season 4. Barring Episode 8, the rest of the season was definitely watchable.
I will admit, I was disappointed by the season finale. Involving the CBI team at the last minute and all of them agreeing to it – seemed a bit idiotic to me.
Red John has been able to access secure databases and his 'disciples' have managed to infiltrate the FBI and CBI offices. Not to mention - be part of case investigations. This has happened a number of times in the series. In light of the above, it is a bit too ambitious on Patrick Jane's part to believe that he can get his former team to assist him in this 'undercover' operation and Red John not suspecting a double cross.
What I would have preferred:
The bloody smiley face. Two or more victims (from Jane's former team) and a voice note delivered to Jane's mobile - "How dare you insult my intellect?"
Labels: TV - The Mentalist
Remember UPPLEVA – IKEA's Clutter Free TV? Well here is some more info:
Given that there is hardly anything worth watching these days, I usually pull out one of the old series and watch those again. Recently, I started off with The Sopranos – probably for the 20th time. It is a wonderful show and I can probably watch it another 20 times without getting bored.
However, there are some characters that I just can't tolerate. They make me grind my teeth every time they are in the frame.
Carmela Soprano – Played by Edie Falco. It is all about Money Money Money with this bitch. Mostly that is what ticks me off. The rest of the times, it seems like she WANTS to pick a fight. Really want to watch her getting slapped around and being kicked out of the house and into the street.
I have probably posted this earlier. Just felt like doing it again:
I had him!
His throat was bare beneath my hand.
No, I had him!
His throat was there and now he'll never come again.
Easy now, hush love hush
I keep telling you, What's your rush?
When? Why did I wait?
You told me to wait -
Now he'll never come again.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...
They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.
No, we all deserve to die
Even you, Mrs. Lovett, Even I.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us - death will be a relief. We all deserve to die.
And I'll never see Johanna
No I'll never hug my girl to me - finished!
Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
You sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave.
I will have vengeance.
I will have salvation.
Who sir, you sir?
No ones in the chair, Come on! Come on!
Sweeney's. waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now don't be shy!
Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on less honourable throats.
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again.
But the work waits!
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy!
I honestly can't decide what is more pathetic:
Cyberotic Head Explode… Information Overload… And I … Just Can't Take It … Anymore (Crtsy: Aerosmith – Does The Noise In My Head Bother You).
Saying that I am looking forward to the end of the world, would be an understatement. Is there any way I could help speed up the countdown to The End? Seriously!
All these nuclear weapons all over the fucking globe, will someone please fire a few? Come on! I said PLEASE!
Anjali doesn't want to live with Ajay and claims she is being ill-treated. Ajay claims the wife has abandoned him and wants a divorce. I don't see why the Justices are insisting that the two should be kept together when clearly the parties involved don't want to stay together!? Where is the logic?
Giving references from the Ramayan for a divorce case? Seriously!?
So the next time someone is charged with (for example) burning his wife - the defence attorney can quote the Ramayan and demand dismissal of the case claiming that the accused was merely following the Ramayan and insisted his wife go through the Agni-Pariksha (trial by fire)!?!?
Justice Majmudar should get his head examined before he is allowed to preside over any hearing. I suggest, he should be kept in isolation until he can demonstrate his ability to think logically.
Jahaalat ki bhi hadh hoti hai!
Who the hell is approving such idiotic "news" items to be posted?!
I don't see this making any difference, given that formal complaints have been submitted (mode/method of submission is irrelevant. A formal complaint IS a formal complaint regardless of the mode of submission) and the situation hasn't improved. The issues have been highlighted in the media as well. If the frequency of reports is to be considered, the situation has only gotten worse in spite of formal complaints.
But, if tapping out a complaint on your smartphone makes you feel better while being humiliated at a TSA checkpoint – now you have an App For That.
Err… I don't see it.
It is at times like this that I question my taste in art. I am definitely not qualified to be an art critic or an elite art collector, but I don't need to be either of those to tell you that the above pictured painting can't be worth USD 119 Million.
How much would I pay for this? Nothing. I could get a 10 year old to paint this.
In addition to getting a new girlfriend and a denture, in my view - the guy should also consider getting himself a new brain. This time, one that works.
Seriously, who the hell in their right mind would go to an ex (for dental work or anything along those lines) just days after breaking up with her?! It is a little difficult to believe that Ms. Anna is the only dentist in Wroclaw, Poland.
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