Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Viber Updated For BlackBerry - Now Supports VoIP

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For those who may be interested.

Game Of Thrones - Season 3

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Done with the first 5 episodes of the new season. Loving it… so far. I doubt I would have enjoyed it as much had I already read the books.

Initially, the plan was - NOT to watch the episodes until the season was completed. But… just couldn't wait. Waiting for more.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

WMD's In America

Japan's Tomato Hairdo

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The style is called "Ripe Tomato". It was done by a stylist named "Hiro" at an Osaka salon called "Trick Store", which is located the city's hipster youth district, Amemura.

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Mayawati - Another Mamata Banerjee

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"Have you checked Sonia Gandhi (Congress President) and Sushma Swaraj (BJP leader and Leader of Opposition in Lok Sabha) when they came for campaigning? You are searching me because I am a Dalit woman?", she said.

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Another loud mouth politician that just won't shut up.

Bush Presidential Library

 

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster… Returns

  • Mahie Gill hams. I still find her attractive, just that… I need to mute the film when she is on screen.
  • Irrfan Khan disappoints. I was expecting a lot more. This was… rubbish. Extremely disappointed.
  • Soha Ali Khan… passable, I guess.

The film was a major let down. Can't compare this to the first part.

Even the item song was disappointing. Not nearly as raunchy as it SHOULD have been. Mugdha Godse… I KNOW she can 'perform' better. I have seen her 'perform' better. Much better!

More Typos

 

Supposed to be MARKET regulator.

PROOFREAD!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Everything Is A Conspiracy / Propaganda !

According to the illiterate loud mouth bitch Mamata Banerjee, just about everything is a CPM / Maoist / Media propaganda!

  • 23-04-2013 - Saradha Chit Fund Nonsense [Link]:

"Why are you asking me these CPM political questions put on your mouth? This is wrong (sic),"

  • 13-08-2012 - Farmer Questions Mamata Banerjee [Link]:

That's when a farmer in his 40s, Shiladitya Chowdhury asked, "What are you doing for farmers? Farmers are dying because they have no money. Empty promises are not enough. The chief minister reacted angrily, and said the farmer appeared to a Naxal.

  • 5-06-2012 - In The Guest Column Sambad Pratidin [Link]:

"The time has come to say something very important. CPI-M is unable to stomach the constructive work we've started. So various conspiracies, character assassinations, slander, false propaganda are on. This cannot continue."

  • 24-05-2012 - Interview To Washington Post [Link]:

West Bengal Chief Minister Mamata Banerjee has accused CPM of plotting with Maoists to kill her with the help of Pakistan's ISI and financed by North Korea, Venezuela and Hungary

  • 20-05-2012 - When Questioned About Crimes Against Women [Link]:

…asked a simple question about the conduct of senior state ministers and officials over crimes against women.

A furious chief minister labelled Taniya as a Maoist and a CPM cadre and asked the police to do a background check on those asking awkward questions

  • 19-05-2012 - Cartoon Controversy Continues [Link]:

"It is not a cartoon. We love the cartoon. Cartoon is a different thing. He is a CPI-M man, He misused the e-mail of his society people without their consent. He forwarded it to 60 people," Banerjee said angrily

" ... The message in the cartoon which contained the word 'vanish' is a murder conspiracy and a plot supported by CPM. What he has done is a cyber crime. It is not a cartoon, it is a political conspiracy to murder me," Banerjee claimed.

When a girl from Jadavpur University rose to ask a question, Banerjee asked "Why (students from) other universities are not here? There are so many universities. You tell me why, What about the others. "Are you a Maoist?" Banerjee asked the girl. The student shot back, "I am not a Maoist."

To an another question, Banerjee said, "we don't support the Maoists. There are so many things and other issues to ask. What is this nonsense going on? Maoists people are here. They are Maoist students. I cannot answer the Maoists' questions and CPM questions.

"They are the CPM cadres. I am not going to reply. I will give reply to questions from common people. I am sorry to say you belong to CPM. You are SFI cadres. We know all of you," a furious Banerjee told the audience.

  • 19-04-2012 - On Bad Publicity [Link]:

"No one can deter Mamata Banerjee in serving you. I will prove to those who are out to tarnish our government through a campaign of lies, wrong. No amount of browbeating or propaganda will help," Banerjee said accusing a section of the media of painting a bad picture of her government.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

- Elbert Hubbard

Bhula Dena – Aashiqui 2

Sanjay Masoom…

Bhula dena mujhe, hai alvida tujhe
Tujhe jeena hai mere bina
Safar yeh tera, yeh raasta tera
Tujhe jeena hai mere bina

Hon teri saari shoharatein - hai yeh duaa
Tujhi pe saari rehmatein - hai yeh duaa
Tujhe jeena hai mere bina

Tu hi hai kinaara tera
Tu hi to sahaara tera
Tu hi hai taraana kal ka
Tu hi to fasaana kal ka
Khud pe yaqeen tu karna
Ban na tu apna khuda...

Fiza ki shaam hoon main - tu hai nayi subah
Tujhe jeena hai mere bina

Khilengi jahaan - bahaarein sabhi
Mujhe tu wahaan paayega
Rahengi jahaan - humaari wafaa
Mujhe tu wahaan paayega
Milunga main iss tarah, waada raha
Rahunga sang main sadaa, waada raha
Tujhe jeena hai mere bina…

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Really looking forward to this film.

Fire Striker Pen - USD 40

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  • An awesome tactical pen with a fire-y secret (it's got a fire striker in it).
  • Screw off the clip end and rub the grooves against the exposed fire striker for sparks (do it in kindling for fire).
  • Pen body is made of t6061 aircraft aluminum.
  • Twist to get pen.
  • Unscrew clip end and fire striker, and screw on included keychain end for a keychain pen!
  • Black ink (refill: Ministar F, Model #D ISO 12757-2 DOC SWISS F)
  • Dimensions: approx. 6.1" long.

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Not nearly as cool as it could have been.

Dexter – Final Season

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Crappy Reporting From TOI

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Obviously I didn't bother to read the article. The crappy headline was enough to tick me off - but I am sure there will be a typo… at least! Just glancing at the screenshot above, I have noticed one - Wenesday?? Arrrgh… illiterate incompetent idiots!

The headline gives the impression that the death of the 2 year old would not have been worth reporting if the driver had not been related to some politician. It seems that the purpose of the article is to highlight yet another politician and/or kin fucking up. As if negligent / reckless driving of an individual (in this case - a minor) resulting in the death of a 2 year old is not newsworthy!!!?

This nonsense can NOT be termed as 'reporting'.

… AND will someone at TOI get off their lazy ass and proofread the crap being published online!? Is it really THAT difficult to use a Spell Check!? TOI is not a blog. It's supposed to be a fucking News Website!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Mumbai Mirror

Waste of time.

Crappy acting by the lead (can't be bothered to look up the names).

Monday, April 15, 2013

There once was a noisy bitch from Bengal,
With her loud voice, she barked at all.

They found her in a parking lot - punched, stabbed and shot… 
With a note that said "Now in Hell, starting a brawl"

If Mamata Banerjee Is Attacked Again, Hands Will Be Broken: Trinamool Leader

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A leader from Mamata Banerjee's Trinamool Congress has issued a direct threat. Last night, Kalyan Banerjee said if the West Bengal Chief Minister is attacked again, the assailants' "hands will be broken."

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Another bastard barks from the Bitch Banerjee Bunch.

Can't figure out how a pile of shit like Mamata Banerjee can have even a single supporter (let alone be a Party Leader / Cabinet Minister /  Chief Minister)… Shit happens!

Armed Schools Vs Prisons

Fake Twitter Followers For Justin Bieber

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Justin who?

Seriously, who gives a shit!

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Bitch Banerjee Blabbering Away

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The police had reportedly alerted her to the fact that demonstrators had gathered at the main entrance, and had suggested that she use the VIP gate.

When asked about this, Ms Banerjee said today, "Not at all. Do you think I am a beggar? I never bow down my head. I consider myself as an LIP (Less Important Person) rather than a VIP.

…"Delhi is not a safe place. I am sorry" she said before taking a private jet back to Kolkata today.

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  • "Do you think I am a beggar" - No! I think beggars are better. In fact, just about ANY THING is better than Bitch Mamata Banerjee.
  • Does she really think that beggars are given access to the VIP gate?!
  • A private jet for someone claiming to be a Less Important Person?!

Saali kuttiya.

Monday, April 8, 2013

Stupid cunt…

"Our Guru Is Not Here. There Is No Meaning In Living Anymore" (?!!)

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The men wrote in a suicide note that they were "leaving the world to join their guru Gyaneshwar", who monastery residents said killed himself at the end of February, police deputy superintendent Vijayanath Jyothi told AFP.

"Our guru is not here. There is no meaning in living anymore. We are voluntarily going to our god in heaven,"

… "Monastery inmates say the Gyaneshwar (sic), the senior guru, decided to end life on February 28 due to some unhealthy developments in his religious organisation," another senior local police officer Pandit Sagar told AFP.

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My view - Good riddance to bad rubbish.

If the 'meaning' in your life depended so much on the guru, then your life was pretty meaningless to start with. I seriously doubt the world will miss 3 or 4 idiots. In fact, a few more idiots ending their miserable/meaningless life isn't necessarily a sad news - Every little bit helps. Carry on.

Dikhaawon pe mat jaao. Apni akal ladaao.

Do Not Disturb

http://boingboing.net/2013/04/07/great-do-not-disturb-statu.html

Sunday, April 7, 2013

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Consensual Kidnapping Service ?!

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Adam Thick, an ex-con who did time for counterfeiting, runs a company called Extreme Kidnapping, which stages consensual kidnappings for fees ranging from $500 to $1000 (he was inspired by the movie The Game).

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Seriously, are you THAT bored? Isn't there anything you can think of that could be considered a better use of your time? Honestly… nothing?!!

Guess there are people who like weird shit. Like a lot of other things, here is one more that I just don't understand.

Watch Made From Recycled AK-47 Gun Metal

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Ahem… Priced at USD 350,000.

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The organization founded by actress Cara Buono’s husband, Peter Thum, with John Zapolski, of Fonderie 47creates luxury brand items, which then raise money for sponsoring destroyal (sic) of the widespread use for AK-47 rifles in Africa. And following which they use plates and metal from the recycled guns to create luxury items.

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Sounds cool and all, but if an individual was willing (and able) to give away USD 350,000 (or more) for the cause - I seriously doubt they would be looking for a luxury item in return. As cool as the watch looks, it would seem a bit pathetic explaining to your other multi-millionaire/billionaire friends as to why it cost you over a quarter million USD.

Thursday, April 4, 2013

If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.

- Henry Ford

Err… And money also helps - a lot - when it comes to 'real security'.


A witty saying proves nothing.

- Voltaire

Dinosaur Head Shaped House … Why?

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The rounded forms of this house near Stuttgart by German studio J. Mayer H. conjure up images of a dinosaur's head with big eyes and bared teeth

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Hmm… Some may call this 'creativity'. I don't.

Ninja Sword Sound Effects Pen

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Attack your work with the skills of a ninja with our Ninja Sword Sound Effects Pen!  Need to do a math problem? SHHINNG!  Done!  Writing a check to pay your water bill?  SHHINNG!  You’ll be able to shower tomorrow!  No ninja is complete without this sleek, sword-shaped pen!

It might not be a Katana but it will get your writing jobs done with a cool “SHHINNG” sound effect!

Comfortable to write with?  Meh... what does that matter?... it's a ninja's pen!

Measures 6 inches long.  Plastic.  Ball point, medium tip and black ink.  Requires 3 LR41 batteries (included).  Pen takes D1 refills.

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For USD 6 - might make a cool addition to some kid's study table, but I find it rather idiotic.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Rush Limbaugh And Traditional Marriage

Yet Another Bullshit PIL

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The public interest litigation was filed by Antony Kalarikkal Paul of Kakkanad, who is the vice president of an NGO Kerala Madyavarjana Samithi Shanti Sena Council.

According to Antony, the smiling face of the Mahatma is etched in the memory of every citizen, and he remembers the face of the Mahatma to be so when he met him long ago in Kerala. However, three statues of the Mahatma that have been erected in Kochi city do not show him smiling, his petition said.

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Gandhi Fanboy Antony puts up a few more points in his PIL.

Personally, I couldn't care less about Gandhi's statues being removed. I would be happy if most (if not all) statues were removed (not just Gandhi statues). I just don't see the point. Waste of space. Serves no purpose. I mean… if it were a beautiful sculpture or something along artistic lines, perhaps I would like to look at it (preferably in an art gallery and not in the middle of the road. Of course in some cases - exceptions can be made).

That said, I don't see how a political personality or a partially dressed bald old man with a stick qualifies as 'art' (Guess I have a different taste when it comes to art). But, filing a PIL??

Dikhaawon pe mat jaao, apni akal ladaao.

IPL Auctions Violate Human Rights, Says PIL

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MUMBAI: A public interest litigation has urged the Bombay High Court to stop the public auction of players for Indian Premier League matches saying it violates their constitutional and human rights.

The PIL filed by Aam Aadmi Lok Manch has said Board of Control for Cricket in India has allowed public auction of players from the first to the sixth edition of IPL matches and has expressed apprehension that such auctions will continue. It added that auction of human beings is an infringement of human rights under United Nations charter on human rights.

The petition said at the auction held on February 2, 2013 in Chennai licenses were issued to eight teams. "The players were sold virtually i.e in their absence,'' the petition said. The PIL has urged the court to terminate the licenses and direct BCCI to refrain from any public auction of human beings in future.

Manchs advocate P P Goyal mentioned the matter before a division bench of Justice A M Khanwilkar and Justice A P Bhangale who posted the hearing on April 25, 2013.

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There is going to be an actual hearing for this shit?! Come on!

IPL or PIL - BOTH make me sick, but such PIL's should be thrown out as soon as they are submitted. What a waste of time.

Now Typos Even In Headlines!

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http://www.ndtv.com/article/cities/cag-report-report-slams-delhi-government-349640

Doob Maro!

Did put up a comment on NDTV. Let's see if they fix the typo and STILL publish my comment.

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