Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

Cathy Guisewite

Typos Now In Headlines

 

Proof kar liya karo, kutton - Disinherited BY mom hona chahiye!

I am sure no partner at Amarchand & Mangaldas  & Suresh A Shroff & Co. has disinherited Swati Deshpande's mom from anything. Jahaalat ki bhi hadh hoti hai.


Update: They fixed it (*note to self - ALWAYS take screenshots):

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MOI Website Registration

Just registered for the online services. Not bad at all. Single log in.

Now waiting for visa renewal (for dependents) to be made online.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Qurbaton Mein Bhi Judaai Ke Zamaane Maange

Ahmed Faraz...

Qurbaton mein bhi judaai ke zamaane maange
Dil vo bemehar ki rone ke bahaane maange

Apna ye haal ke jee haar chuke lut bhi chuke
Aur muhabbat vahi andaaz puraane maange

Hum na hote tou kissi aur ke charche hote
Khalqat-e-shahar to kahne ko fasaane maange

Dil kissi haal pe maane hi nahin jaan-e-'Faraz'
Mil gaye tum bhi to kya aur na jaane maange

Ha!

Link

The title of this 'article' is Jaw-Dropping Statements Made by Indian Politicians. Firstly, Ranjit Sinha CAN NOT be included in the list because he is NOT a politician. Furthermore, Ranjit Sinha SHOULD NOT be in that list because that 'quote' has been taken completely out of context.

Obviously, these things don't matter to the idiotic employees at TNN. Plenty of other names that merit a place in that list. Here are some that should be included:

Giriraj Singh:

Yogi Adityanath:

Subramanian Swami:

Any thoughts on why these idiotic quotes made by these imbeciles politicians did not make the cut off list in that article?

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