Tuesday, July 22, 2014

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.

- Robert Frost

'Proud' Indians… Where Are You Today?

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An Indian-American CEO of two publicly-traded companies has been convicted on charges of paying kickbacks in return for purchases of his companies stock.
Shailesh Shah, 48, of California pleaded guilty before US District Judge Richard Stearns to two counts of mail fraud and two counts of wire fraud…

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Remember the 'Proud Indians' who spam the media (and social networks) when some PIO gets appointed CEO or CFO of a foreign company or gets elected governor to a US state or gets a job in the Whitehouse?

The one's who shamelessly try to become a part of THAT person's INDIVIDUAL achievement by coming up with crap like 'He is from MY country. He went to MY college/uni. He did the same course/major that I have picked'?

Yes… THOSE 'Proud Indians' - Where are you now? It is only fair that you now feel collectively ashamed. Doesn't anyone want to speak to Shailesh Shah's family or teachers or friends? No trending topic on Twitter from the current batch of students studying in the uni / school that Shailesh Shah went to? No 'Ashamed To Be Indian' hash-tag?

Kyon bhai? kya hua?

Thuu. Neech zaat. Chotte log, chotti soch.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Need For Speed

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The cars were… fucking amazing. Loved the cars. All of them!

Acting / plot - Far from tolerable. Some of the lines were utter rubbish. Here are a few:

Dino Brewster – Let's see what Ingram thinks.
Julia Maddon – I am what Ingram thinks and he thinks two at the most. (Huh? You are a THOUGHT?! Well in that case, Ingram needs to put in a lot more effort into his thought process, because you make no sense).

Julia Maddon – But driving like a complete maniac in order to scare me out of the car is not going to work.
Tobey Marshal – You sure about that?
Julia Maddon – Is that what you think? (Here are some sensible response options to that question – 'Yes/No/Are you?/Fuck off'. 'Is that what you think' is just another badly written line).

Julia Maddon – Whatever you think about me… I am sure it's wrong. (And ANOTHER senseless line).


Aaron Paul - Good enough voice/tone for the role, but… the walk/look/expressions… body language in general was way off the mark.

Imogen Poots - Thu. The accent is obviously British, but it's far from a posh British accent (which should have been a prerequisite for this character). Scary smile (if you can call it that) and whoever picked the shades for her has absolutely no sense of style. I mean… take a look at this:

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That's a great pair of shades that looks absolutely horrid on that face!

Zabardasti Ki News

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The 'article' doesn't even mention Sonam Kapoor - So why put up that ridiculous headline and her picture?!!!?


The only way THAT ugly-laughing-big-jawed daft cunt chimp hyena thing could steal the show would be if all the others who walked the ramp were crippled midgets (my view).

Here is a clip from the show. I couldn't spot any crippled midget(s) but you can see Sonam being her usual buffoon-self. Smiling/laughing (or whatever the right word is for that horrid expression) like a retard.

Thankfully the clip starts with Bipasha Basu… so it isn't a complete waste of time.

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