Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Asalaam e Ishqum

Now THAT's an Item Song!

Through Love's Great Power To Be Made Whole

Vikram Seth…

Through love's great power to be made whole
In mind and body, heart and soul -
Through freedom to find joy, or be
By dint of joy itself set free
In love and in companionhood:
This is the true and natural good.

To undo justice, and to seek
To quash the rights that guard the weak -
To sneer at love, and wrench apart
The bonds of body, mind and heart
With specious reason and no rhyme:
This is the true unnatural crime.

Rahul Gandhi Speaks To Arnab

Crtsy: @sudhirtailang

More Idiots From Indian Politics


"Did Nirbhaya really have go to watch a movie at 11 in the night with her friend? Take the Shakti Mills gang-rape case. Why did the (survivor) go to such an isolated spot at 6 pm?" she said.

"Rapes take place also because of a woman's clothes, her behaviour and her being at inappropriate places."


Asha Mirje - You fucking CUNT! Someone should punch your face till you bleed and then say that it was your fault. 'Did you REALLY have to show up in front of the man who wanted to punch your lights out for being such a retard?'

If your house gets robbed, you don't expect the cop to say 'It's your fault. You live in this area' OR 'Why did you go out during the day and leave the flat unattended'.

Reader Discretion Is Advised

If the female is dressed like a slut… walks like a slut… behaves like a slut… You can conclude that she is a slut. Fine. BUT… it is still NOT OK TO RAPE A SLUT!

You are free to think that she may be a prostitute. Even if she actually is a prostitute… you make a proposition. She may be one but she is free to refuse your proposition. She may be one and want to negotiate further. She may not be one and that could make things extremely ugly and awkward. So be prepared for a slap and/or name calling or worse. BUT… slut or not, prostitute or not…. You do NOT attempt to rape her!

This simple logic doesn't have anything to do with the state govt. or central govt. or elections. This is NOT a political problem. It is a social problem.

Dekhe hai kon kon zaroorat nahin rahi
Koo e sitam mein sab ko khafa kar chuke hain hum.

BlackBerry OS 10 Update

Just updated to Nice!

  • A new Call Answer Screen (Not sure if I like this. I preferred the earlier one, but small issue).
  • One Touch Speed Dialing from the Home Screen is back (yaay)
  • You can now delete messages from Handheld only OR Handheld and Server (OS 7 functionality that was missing in OS 10).
  • Quick Settings menu can now be reordered and customised.
  • Contact Groups.
  • Contacts can now be created under a specific Contact List itself and not added to all Contact Lists (finally. Thanks for sorting this out).
  • Battery meter now shows the percentage as well (when swiping or when in standby).
  • FM Radio (native).
  • Picture Passwords.

I am sure there would be more. I just managed to notice these.

Bullet Raja

I did enjoy parts of the film. Actually… most of the film (surprisingly). What I didn't like:

Mahie Gill trying to dance.

This woman has a way of looking into the camera… that is just… ufffffff zaalim. She can just stand in the frame draped in a normal saree and still manage to look amazing ('amazing' isn't the first word that comes to mind). BUT… she can't dance. Which would be perfectly fine if the producers didn't keep insisting on having her put in a dance number. Come on… Mahie Gill… item song… WHY?!

Mitali (Sonakshi Sinha) - There was absolutely no need for this character. Adds nothing in terms of content but manages to slow down the pace of the film. Sonakshi doesn't even serve as eye candy, so what was the point? Remove the character, eliminate those idiotic unnecessary song sequences. Makes the film shorter and definitely better.

Munna (Vidyut Jamwal) - Perhaps if the film was shorter / snappier, then this character wouldn't seem too forced.

Sumer Yadav (Ravi Kishan) - Nothing wrong with the character but Ravi Kishan is ... annoying!

Monday, January 27, 2014

Idiotic Poll On TOI

What is one supposed to Agree or Disagree with?

  • TOI wants readers to vote if Crazywal is happy or not?!? OR
  • TOI wants readers to vote if Crazywal made that statement or not?! OR
  • Does TOI want to know about the readers view on the 'dharna'?

Illiterate fucks can't even phrase a poll question properly!

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Bihari Buffoon Says He Wasn't Aware Of The Procedure


"I am not aware of procedures. If I would have known them, I would not have made these alleged mistakes," Mr Bharti said while addressing lawyers on the eve of Republic Day at Saket district courts premises in New Delhi.


First he admits that he wasn't aware of the procedures (will get back to that in a bit) - Implying that he is aware of them now. Which further implies that he now knows what he was doing was wrong. Then, how can he say "would not have made these 'alleged' mistakes"?!

How can he term them alleged mistakes when he is admitting that he made the mistakes (albeit in ignorance of the procedure).

Coming back to not being aware of the procedures… Don't you 'allegedly' have a law degree?? You did practice law, didn't you? Does it make sense for a lawyer to claim ignorance of the law?

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Zindaa Rahen To Kya Hai, Jo Mar Jaayen Hum To Kya

Munir Niazi…

Zindaa rahen to kya hai, jo mar jaayen hum to kya
Duniya mein khaamoshi se guzar jaayen hum to kya

Hasti hii apni kya hai zamaane ke saamne
Ek khvaab hain jahaan mein, bikhar jaayen hum to kya

Ab kaun muntazir hai humaare liye vahaan
Shaam aa gai hai, laut ke ghar jaayen hum to kya

Dil ki khalish to saath rahegi tamaam umr
Dariyaa-e-gham ke paar utar jaayen hum to kya

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

- Spike Milligan


A policeman was injured in the intermittent clashes, which saw scuffles between cops and protesters and stone-pelting from both sides.


Err... Stone pelting from BOTH sides?? Why are the cops throwing stones?

Water Cannons? Rubber Bullets? A policeman was injured… seems like a good enough excuse to term this as an unruly mob. Live ammunition? Tanks? Call in the army.... Run over these unemployed pricks. Fucking parasites. Menace to society. Social disease.

UP… Mayawati Or Mulayam/Akhilesh - No Difference


Officials cite the examples of the recent violent attacks on toll plaza staff in Faizabad and Auriayya by SP office- bearers. Forget any tangible action against errant party workers, senior minister Gayatri Prajapati even went on to defend the attackers, saying: "Do chaar thappad maar diye to kya ho gaya (Where is the problem if they just slapped them a few times)".


Wonder if she would feel the same way if I were to give her 4-5 slaps for being such a daft cunt.

Chotte log. Neech zaat.

AAP Ka Chutiyaapa

" AAP wants four policemen to be suspended for refusing to make a series of arrests on the orders of Law Minister Somnath Bharti. They said they didn't have warrants.  The union government has ordered an enquiry. But you are not willing to wait for that inquiry to be completed. So if the cops should be suspended, shouldn't the Law Minister also be removed during the inquiry?

Ashutosh: As a routine, anybody who has been accused is suspended pending enquiry. …. bla bla bla… Secondly, when there is a complaint against the police, how come the police is investigating their own complaint? A fair inquiry is not possible as long as accused police officials are working in the same area. This demand is ridiculous. The officials should either be transferred or suspended for independent and fair investigation. Why can't the Law Minister apologise for the treatment meted out to Ugandan women? AAP was seen as the sort of party that would admit its mistakes. Is that no longer the case?

Ashutosh: Enquiry has already been instituted, wait for the report. We do not believe that without the suspension and transfer of the police, there is the possibility of an independent and fair enquiry


So… AAP chutiyas don't want to wait for the report of the inquiry ordered by the Union Government into the actions of the police officers. Ashutosh insists that an impartial inquiry can not be done as long as the accused officers continue at their current posting… BUT when questioned about the behaviour of Somnath Bharti… Ashutosh conveniently says that an inquiry has been set up. Wait for the report.

Doesn't the same logic apply? How can AAP conduct an impartial inquiry when the accused continues to remain at his current posting?!

Tum karo tou fashion… hum karen tou pesha?

Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Somnath Bharti Needs To Shut Up!

Seriously… these idiots are taking things too far. The entire midnight raid and argument with the police was one thing. Calling for protests and causing disruption was just being spoilt and throwing a tantrum. If that wasn't enough… he is now making uncouth / rude statements in the media!


“Are they our leaders or of those criminals coming from outside? It is not my fault if there are pimps sitting in the Congress and the BJP,” said Bharti. “I feel like spitting on the face of leaders like Arun Jaitley who do not care about their own public being affected by drug intakes,” he said.


Abbey maadarchod, first learn how to behave - then give your statements. See… I can use whatever sort of language I want. I am not a minister or MLA or political party representative or a public figure. So, I can refer to you as a ghaati, neech, phatte condom ki padaaish.

YOU on the other hand, need to learn how to conduct yourself in a civilised manner. Now go and rinse that filthy mouth of yours and read up on at least some of the law books in your office. For a lawyer / law minister… you don't seem to know much about the law. Bihari chutiya (Yes. I can say that as well).

Jains Granted Minority Status By Central Government


Ahead of the Lok Sabha polls, the Jain community was today accorded minority status by the central government which will enable them to avail of benefits in government schemes and programmes.


Sometime last month, the centre was pushing for granting reservations for Jats [Link]. Now they go ahead and grant minority status for Jains.


Why not simplify the entire process. Just declare that anyone with a relatively old and/or honourable family name will not be given any opportunity for higher education or a government job in India. Announce that the centre doesn't feel that these people form a part of the 'real India' (as per the politician's and media's idiotic definition). Provide them all with a letter/certificate stating that India wants these individuals to seek asylum elsewhere and then withdraw their nationality, declaring them as stateless.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Nautanki News


"I have asked Kejriwal that assurances given to the people of Delhi should be fulfilled. He should let me know by January 26 and if I am not satisfied, I will sit on an indefinite fast from January 27," he told reporters after visiting the Saibaba Temple here.


Another attention whore.

One would think that by now, people would have had enough of all this nautanki. Sigh…

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

The Mentalist - Season 6

The show is so much better without all that Red John nonsense.

Emily Swallow playing Kim Fischer… excellent addition to the cast.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Cigarette Ads From Back Then

Honesty has never really been a priority when it comes to advertising. So, ignoring that part… I think some of these were actually cool.

You can see more here.

Nirbheek - India's First Firearm Designed For Women




LUCKNOW: Giving more power to women to defend themselves and as a tribute to December 2012 ganrape (SIC) victim Nirbhaya, the Indian Ordnance Factory, Kanpur, has manufactured Nirbheek, a .32 bore light weight revolver, India's first firearm designed for women. At 500 grams, it is also the first IOF handgun made of titanium alloy.


Firstly… TYPO! It is 'gang rape' NOT 'ganrape'.

With that out of the way - Do they seriously believe that women didn't carry firearms because they had an issue with the weight of the revolver?? Seriously?? Have you ever tried holding a woman's handbag? I have (let's not get into that). The damn things are heavy!

I am sure the weight of the revolver had never been an issue.

That said, let's give credit where it is due. When I first read the headline, I was preparing myself to see a picture of a Swarovski studded pink handgun. At least they didn't do something THAT idiotic. Although they did do something [irrelevant] to give it a feminine touch. IOF Kanpur has ordered SPECIAL boxes, lined with velvet to make it more attractive (*rolls eyes). It's the last line of the article, in case you are looking for it.

Now, I would consider this as a real measure if the INR 10 Billion Nirbhaya Fund [Link 1, Link 2] were to be utilised (at least in part) to subsidise this gun for the women. Please note, I am still against providing subsidies (to anyone), but that would be relatively acceptable as opposed to letting the entire INR 1,000 crore allocation go to waste.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Escape Plan

Enjoyed watching this one. Just the right pace.

Worth a watch.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Absolutely Lovely Out There


Believe it or not, there is a building there! If you look at the bottom of the pic, you will notice.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

More Idiots


The news article is about the killing of Monica Spear (Ex Miss Venezuela) and her ex husband during a highway robbery. We have the usual RIP comments from most readers.

One comment stands out. The one by Ravichandran Rajamannar, who thinks that it is PERTINENT to note that Venezuela has max number of Miss World / Universe pageant winners (*Rolls eyes).

Mr. Ravichandran 'duffer' Rajamannar, please do tell us why is that fact relevant to the news story? I insist. PLEASE share your insight and help the rest of us make the connection between that useless fact (which you feel is pertinent) and the increasing incidents of highway robberies and kidnappings.

I wonder if this idiot knows the meaning of the word 'pertinent'.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014



Called the Mi-Bullet, the round acts somewhat like a multi-pellet buckshot, but the separate fragments of the round are connected and will expand to a pre-determined diameter after the bullet is fired. The Mi-Bullet expands to a diameter of 14 inches when fired from handguns and 24 inches from shotguns.

ABC officials designed the Mi-Bullet to improve first and second shot accuracy for shooters in “high pressure situations,” according to the company.

The Mi-Bullet supposedly maintains its accuracy by utilizing an accelerated radial spread aided by the rifled barrel, officials say. The larger diameter makes it harder to miss, the company said.

ABC designed three levels of the Mi-Bullet to include non-lethal (Mi-Stinger), semi-lethal (Mi-Stunner) and the fully lethal (Mi-Stopper). The Mi-Bullet is designed for most popular handgun and shotgun cartridges.


A better way to kill. Hmm. Not sure if there was a need for one, but whatever. Now… I wish they would elaborate a bit more on the Semi-Lethal variant of the Mi-Bullet. I am just a tad bit curious on how that would work. Is it like a 50-50 chance?

Is anyone else wondering what a Rajnikanth variant of the Mi-Bullet would do (or rather… anything it couldn't do)?


  • Title - Crap
  • Music / Lyrics - Crap
  • Choreography - Crap
  • Dialogues - Crap
  • Lead pair - Crap
  • Story - Crap

This is one of those films that manages to annoy you even when watched in Fast Forward mode.

Ghaati, down market crap. Don't watch.

Monday, January 6, 2014

New Year Resolutions

Bluetooth Toothbrush


wireless Bluetooth connection that lets it report your brushing times and habits to an accompanying app. Not only does this give a user insight into how long they actually brush versus how long they should be brushing, it also allows oral hygiene to be turned into a game to encourage kids to stay on top of tending to their teeth. And the company intends to make the collected data available through an API letting other developers create brushing-based games and other applications.


Seriously (*Rolls eyes) ?!

So… does it also sync with my Address Book and tell my friends when I haven't brushed my teeth?

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Breaking Bad


Done with the show. Skipped through all the cancer talk… so might have missed out on a few details. Definitely watchable.

My favourite character – Gustavo 'Gus' Fring (Giancarlo Esposito). Smart and practical.

skyler is a bitch and I would love to strangle that annoying cunt (I refuse to spell her name with a capital s or provide an IMDB link).

Uncle Jack (Michael Bowen) – Cool.

Marie Schraeder (Betsy Brandt) – Tolerable but just barely.

Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul) – Hated him at times. But, tolerable most of the time.

Todd (Jesse Plemons) – Not bad at all. Well done.

Lydia Rodarte-Quayle (Laura Fraser) – Daft Cunt.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014


Was at Avenues in the morning. Spotted a few cars and wanted to share:

- This car was parked before I got there. I was in the parking lot for about an hour (was on the phone) and all that time, no one showed up.

- Here is another idiot. What I found really surprising was - such attitude with a Tiida?? I mean… for someone with such an attitude, that's a really shitty car to be driving (in my view)! Sigh… chotte log, chotti soch.