Nothing else to say.
That is just mean!
The article goes on to say that the product is designed specifically for adults with flavours like Key Lime pie and strawberry cheesecake. Err… is there a rule that kids can't eat these flavours?
Yes. Who else but the Japs.
The concept is being developed and is scheduled to be available in 2-3 years.
Question - Weight gain/weight loss? Won't that affect the pressure applied on the 360 sensors?
The contents of this blog (in general) and / or of this post (in specific) are not intended to hurt the sentiments of any individual and / or community.
If you are offended - it is sincerely regretted and I genuinely pity you for your lack of common sense. I also pity your friends and family who have to tolerate your sad existence. Please do seek some help – psychiatric or otherwise – or just go kill yourself and do the world a favour.
This message has been issued in the interest of the general public.
Some dumb fucks believe that they have the right to NOT be offended. Well – what makes you so special? OR perhaps the question should be – What made you so retarded?
The Judge – Mukesh Kumar's decision is idiotic – to say the least. Who decides what is offensive/objectionable? One man's witch is another man's fairy. What may seem offensive to Mufti Aijaz Arshad may be a hilarious joke for someone else.
Can you think of a single joke that could NOT be termed "offensive"? Think about it:
Now let us talk about the "abusive" posts. Well – the social websites can not be blamed for the abusive language used in the posts. These posts / comments are put up by individuals who are angry or stupid or both. Now, for THAT – most of the websites have a "Report / Report Abuse" button. If anyone finds it offensive, they simply need to report the comment – at which point, the website administrators will take action – if required.
So… err, where is the problem?
Dikhaawon pe mat jaao, apni akal ladaao,
Aur, agar ho sake – to court mein koi kaam ke judge baithaao (no offense intended. If I have hurt the sentiments of Judge Mukesh Kumar or those of Mufti Aijaz – it was not intentional. Just trying to be logical. You should try it too).
Disappointed. A bit too much of a religious / holy angle to this season. That was a let down, but not the only let down.
Debra (Jennifer Carpenter) seems to have turned into this super idiotic character. Not that she was smart in the earlier seasons, just that now she is idiotic and a bit annoying as well.
LaGuerta (Lauren Velez) continues her climb towards becoming one of the many ugly, irritating, bitch characters on the tele.
Jamie Batista (Aimee Garcia) is good to look at.
The kills are still fun to watch but the plot was extremely disappointing.
Labels: TV - Dexter
Good invention or not - I just don't see the logic or the need for him to test it on himself. I don't see why his wife or the tons of other women - who actually do menstruate - couldn't be used for the testing. A man walking around wearing a sanitary napkin is weird enough. Add to that – Walking around with a bladder filled with goat's blood in your pants - occasionally being squeezed !?! That's just sick.
He might have figured out a cheap way of making the sanitary pads, but that doesn't make him less of a freak.
Labels: Promotions / Offers
Sadma to hai mujhe bhi ki tujhse judaa hoon main
Lekin ye sochta hoon ki ab tera kya hoon main
Bikharaa padaa hai tere hi ghar mein tera vajood
Bekaar mahfilon mein tujhe dhoondhta hoon main
Main khudkashi ke jurm ka karta hoon aitaraaf
Apne badan ki qabr mein kabse gadaa hoon main
Kis-kiska naam laaun zabaan par ki tere saath
Har roz ek shakhs nayaa dekhta hoon main
Naa jaane kis adaa se liya tune mera naam
Duniya samjh rahi hai ke sab kuchch tera hoon main
Le mere tajurbon se sabak ae mere raqeeb
Do chaar saal umr mein tujhse badaa hoon main
Jaagaa hua zameer vo aainaa hai "qateel"
Sone se pahle roz jise dekhta hoon main
But Anna was heading to Bombay, right?
So, if the climate in Delhi is not good enough for
this duffer Anna, will he insist that Sonia and Rahul Gandhi also move to Bombay (in order to enable Anna to fast outside their homes)?? This buddha has gone senile for sure. Kabhi to apne dimaag se kaam le!
Anna – tera number kab aayega?
Ab mar bhi jaa, aur kitna pakaayega?
Kis ka rastaa dekhe - ae dil ae saudaai
Meelon hai khamoshi - barson hai tanhaai
Bhooli duniya kabhi ki - tujhe bhi mujhe bhi
Phir kyon aankh bhar aayi
Koi bhi saaya nahin raahon mein
Koi bhi aayega na baahon mein
Tere liye mere liye - koi nahin rone waala
Jhoota bhi naata nahin chaahun main
Tu hi kyon dooba rahe aahon mein
Koi kisi sang mare - aaisa nahin hone waala
Koi nahin jo, yoon hi jahan mein - baante peer paraai
Tujhe kya beeti hui raaton se
Mujhe kya khoi hui baaton se
Sej nahin chita sahi - jo bhi mile sona hoga
Gai jo dori chhooti haathon se
Lena kya toote hue saathon se
Khushi jahan maangi tune - wahin mujhe rona hoga
Na koi tera na koi mera phir kis ki yaad aai
I started reading the article and the above paragraph is all I read. At the end of the paragraph, I had to look up and see the byline. It is usually more effective to name the author and then call him an idiot.
Dhananjay Mahapatra is an idiot. This may be a biased view – given that I didn't bother to read the entire article, but what I did read was idiotic enough to determine that such articles did not merit my attention (err.. any further attention - once I am done criticising the article).
The power to arm-twist them into submission, whatever may have been the public reaction – Hello
duffer Dhananjay, wake up!
Sibal uncle was
barking screaming for the entire day because he already had a problem with the public opinion. Clearly he was concerned about the negative public opinion already present on the web and hence the yap session. Stating that they could have exercised their power and ignored the public reaction - is idiotic.
He is a member of a political party in a 'democratic' country (at least on paper). Public opinion matters to him. Did that fact escape your mind when you were typing out this nonsense? Or do you actually believe that a politician sincerely cares about the religious sentiments of a community?!? If you do – then you are more messed up than I initially thought.
Obviously, after Sibal's initial rant – someone with a working brain spoke to Sibal and informed him that all he (Sibal) was doing was in fact encouraging even more negative content. And THAT is why he decided to shut up. There is no remarkable restraint here.
It was a stupid thing to do – to begin with. It got out of hand and the only thing that could be done was to shut up and that is what he did.
Two Homosexuals Injure Each Other In Brawl; Woman Seduced.
As you can clearly see from the screenshot - these are two unrelated incidents.
Initial reaction after reading the headline: We all have our own kinky fantasies and perversions. Whatever gets you off, lady – who am I to judge.
Faiz Ahmed Faiz…
Raaz-e-ulfat chhupaa ke dekh liya
Dil bahut kuchh jalaa ke dekh liya
Aur kya dekhne ko baaqi hai
Aap se dil lagaa ke dekh liya
Woh mere ho ke bhi mere na hue
Unko apna banaa ke dekh liya
Aaj unki nazar mein kuchh humne
Sabki nazaren bachaa ke dekh liya
'Faiz' taqmeel-e-gham bhi ho na saki
Ishq ko aazmaa ke dekh liya
Aas us dar se toot ti hi nahin
Jaa ke dekha na jaa ke dekh liya
Kapil insists that the government is NOT asking for censorship. Let's just take a look at what has been reported so far:
So you do want censorship - but instead of blocking/banning the site yourself, you want the site owner/administrator to do the censoring of the comment(s) that YOU find offensive.
Dress it up however you want, this IS censorship. Don't believe me? Here is the definition:
Unless you intend to have the meaning of the term altered, it would be advisable to keep your mouth shut. The only thing you have managed to accomplish so far is generating even more negative comments - for yourself and your party - on the web.
I guess it's only Times Of India could get so excited about a something similar to Remote Desktop / Dropbox / SugarSync - in 2011!
Here is what Engadget had to say about this in 2009:
I don't see any reason to jump with joy because some madarasi finally figured out how to use the internet.
Dikhaawon pe mat jaao, apni akal ladaao…
Labels: Crap Gadget
Storage space should be minimum. Implying - 20 nude pictures on a mobile is fine, but 200 isn't?!?
Is it really that difficult to make an intelligent argument?? Arrey, if you don't have something sensible to say, then keep your mouth shut.
How very Christian of you!
Clearly, the researchers are convinced that Android users are super dumb.
Ok, I'll play along. Here are a few questions:
Jaipur company dupes 1.75 lakh people of over Rs 200 crore
Read the rest of the article and you will be surprised as to just how stupid people can be. I had a very difficult time. I mean.. I know "people" – in general, are a stupid lot, but THIS was too much.
Yes. A lot of people say a lot of things. That doesn't mean you have to believe everything, does it??! There is a reason why you have a brain. USE IT you dumb fuck!
It will be extremely difficult to surpass this gentleman on the stupidity scale. He never even went to their offices! He had money saved for his daughter's wedding and how does he handle those savings? Someone knocks on his door and assures him that nothing will happen to the money, and this guy hands it over!?!?
ROTFL. Commissioner uncle – Jaago!
I am NOT going to link the video here (or anywhere).
People have been talking about this song – A LOT – for the past few days. For some reason, it didn't make me curious enough (these days, people will talk about anything) and I just didn't bother looking it up, let alone listen to the song.
Yesterday I got an email from a good friend of mine (Fakhry – you will regret this) with a link to this song and the subject - Hear it. Obviously… I did click on the link and listen to the song.
The logic (for clicking the link) was – Fakhry knows what type of music I like and what sort of nonsense ticks me off. If he is suggesting that I listen to a particular song, I may not like it as much but it definitely wouldn't be something this horrid. IF it were this horrid, Fakhry (being a good friend) - would never send me the link. At least not without a warning.
This song is shit.
I do not want statistics and number of views / Likes / Shares! Everyone is entitled to their own views / opinion and in my opinion – the general public has shit taste.
Hmm. Probably the people in his village drink so they can tolerate him (Anna). Hum to issliye peete hain ke tumhen bardaasht kar saken.
Buddha Anna must’ve been drunk to actually think someone would respond positively to that statement. I don’t get it why he is opposed to drinking. With the type of bullshit and stunts this idiot keeps coming up with, it would be helpful for him if his followers were in an inebriated state.
If anything at all, Anna should be passing out joints to the crowd at his meetings / gatherings / rally. Not only will it be a bigger gathering, it will definitely be a peaceful one. Tolerating Anna’s nonsense would be so much easier. Want to do something for the country eh, Anna? Here is your chance.
I would like it (a lot) if someone would tie up Anna to a pole and beat him. On second thoughts – that would take too long.
Where the hell are those terrorists / assassins when you need one?!! Arrey bhai, koi hai? Iss
gaandu Gandhivaadi ko goli kab maaroge?
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So why bother making a forecast in the first place (given that you know it is subject to error)??
Asserted inflation would moderate to 7-7.5 % by March 2012 - ahem... I have a question - isn't this (too) a short-term forecast?
Lagta hai Sardaar ji ke permanently baarah baj gaye hain.
Qareeb maut khadi hai zaraa thahar jaao
Qazaa se aankh ladi hai zaraa thahar jaao
Thaki thaki si fazaayen bujhe bujhe taare
Badi udaas ghadi hai zaraa thahar jaao
Nahin ummeed ki hum aaj ki sahar dekhen
Ye raat hum pe kadi hai zaraa thahar jaao
Abhi na jaao ki taaron kaa dil dhadakta hai
Tamaam raat padi hai zaraa thahar jaao
Phir iss ke baad kabhi hum na tum ko rokenge
Labon pe saans adi hai zaraa thahar jaao
Dam-e-firaaq mein jee bhar ke tum ko dekh to loon
Ye faisale ki ghadi hai zaraa thahar jaao
I am thinking about adding another label / category to tag some of my blog posts - Stupid Rich People
Do read the entire article. It’s got a lot of WTF moments. For example: In the letter to mobile phone firms, watchdog director Muhammad Talib Doger said "the system should be implemented within seven days ... and a report submitted to PTA on monthly basis on the number of blocked SMSs"
Ahem… guess it’s ok when a cricketer uses abusive language on the field – repeatedly. Even more acceptable when the entire team does it! That aside, this country does plenty of serious issues that merit attention. I fail to see how this (rude text message) qualifies for this degree of attention.
Concerned about offensive language in text messages. Err… Seriously! Don’t these authorities have more important things to worry about?
I had posted earlier about a Comtel Air flight refusing to take off until the passengers paid additional money.
For that incident, (as reported by the BBC) - Bhupinder Kandra stated that the passengers will receive a refund of the additional amount paid.
barks again has issued another statement:
It’s bad enough that Comtel Air is NOT going to refund the amount to those passengers. What makes it even worse is - there is yet another flight being delayed and Bhupinder says the flight will NOT take off unless the passengers pay up another EUR 125 each!
His point is – the travel agent has not paid HIM. Either the Indian government pays or the passengers pay or the British government pays or someone pays the money into his office or else the flight will not take off.
Aakhir apni zaat dikha hi di. Chotte log humeshaa chotte hi rahenge. Doesn’t matter if they become the director of passenger services or majority shareholders.
Agar business nahin sambhaal sakte to shuru kyon karte ho?
I seriously hope someone sues this guy for every last penny he has.
Comtel Air introduced cheap flights from Birmingham to Amritsar in the Punjab, via Vienna, last month.
But asking passengers to pay for refuelling!? I have loads of reasons for not flying budget airlines, but I never thought something like this would be included in that list.
Interestingly enough, here is the message from their website:
Kaun Hai Waha – This is the first time I am hearing about this film. Mr. Joseph Dias states that this is a marketing gimmick for the moviemakers – probably.
I wonder if Mr. Joseph realises that his idiotic protest is proving to be much more effective (than the posters) in marketing the film.
I am picturing Mr. Dias watching The Exorcist or The Omen. If a poster depicting an inverted cross has outraged him so much – it’s not so hard to imagine his head blowing off when he watches any of those 1970’s films. Hmm, I really think somebody should screen those films for him. Can’t wait to read the next day’s headlines.
If it’s hurting your religious sentiments – don’t watch the film. How hard is that? Furthermore, if a film poster hurts your religious sentiments, probably it’s time to take a closer look at your belief structure. Clearly there is something lacking over there.
What’s special about these rings?
These have been made from a special lot of gold that was sent to space in a unique packaging and stayed in space for 15 minutes. This lot was then turned into these rings (rolls eyes).
Along with the ring, the buyers will also receive a USB pen drive containing the documented details of the space flight that carried the gold.
Dikhaawon pe mat jaao, apni akal ladaao.
Meena Kumari Naaz…
Puchhate ho to suno kaise basar hoti hai
Raat khairaat ki, sadqe ki sahar hoti hai
Saans bharne ko to jeenaa nahin kahte yaa rab
Dil hi dukhta hai na ab aasteen tar hoti hai
Jaise jaagi hui aankhon mein chubhen kaanch ke khvaab
Raat is tarah deewaanon ki basar hoti hai
Gham hi dushman hai mera gham hi ko dil dhundhta hai
Ek lamhe ki judaai bhi agar hoti hai
Ek markaz ki talaash ek bhatakti khushbu
Kabhi manzil kabhi tamhid-e-safar hoti hai
I didn’t bother to read the complete article.
Regardless of the reasons that led (yes, that IS the past tense for ‘lead’) Judge Kenneth to sign off on this decision, I believe this is down right ridiculous.
How stupid does the world have to get before it comes to an end?! It’s way overdue.
Raat mujhe ye keh ke chidaaye
Taaron si bhari main - tu hai akeli haaye
Taanon se main jali-jali jaaon
Aaj ruko to bali jaaon
Kya kahoon – bolo na
Kya sunoon - bolo na
Raaton ki harkaton ko tum bhi samjho na
Baaton ki harkaton ko tum bhi samjho na
Shaitaaniyaan ye roz dikhaaye
Aisa kuch karo ke raat lajaaye
Kya kahoon – bolo na
Kya sunoon - bolo na
Iss dil ki karvaton ko tum bhi samjho na
Saanson ki hasraton ko tum bhi samjho na
Betaabiyaan raat jagaaye
Aisa kuch karo ke hosh udd jaaye
Raat mujhe ye keh ke chidaaye
Taaron si bhari mein tu hai akeli haaye
Keh do isse ye na itraaye
Kal jo aaye to sar ko jhukaaye
The nautanki continues.
And reconsidering his decision of continuing with the vow of silence is supposed to help bring down his blood pressure and give relief to the body pain?? Err.. How?!!
Just the other day Anna said on his blog that keeping his mouth shut would help him heal his body and get rid of the swelling in his feet. That seemed just as ridiculous (if not more) and now we have his physician’s idiotic comments highlighted above.
Seems like the Anna Hazare camp is filled with idiots.