Sunday, August 5, 2012

The Crap Bollywood Could Do Without

 
 

Amisha Patel

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Doesn't matter how many E's or I's she adds to her name - a shit actor will always remain a shit actor. Some years ago, there were these bunch of Amisha Patel releases one after another. In each of those films, every second frame that included Amisha had her crying (for one reason or another).
I never got over that and till date, if I see her in any promo or advertisement – I am convinced that she is going to burst into tears and make monkey faces at the camera.

Govinda

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Simply put – Cheap. He can excel in B or B+ grade films. I can't tolerate such films or such actors. If I could have it my way, David Dhawan would never be allowed near a film studio.

Kajol

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Ugly. Loud. Annoying. Wayyyy over the top and looks ridiculous in a dress. With a voice that sounds a lot like screeching tyres, I simply can not understand how ANYONE can tolerate her, let alone LIKE her.

Kareena Kapoor

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Horrendously ugly face. Couldn't put in a proper performance if her life depended on it. Making monkey faces at the camera is NOT acting! Zero Figure to go with Zero talent and an extremely annoying face with an equally annoying set of vocal chords. Casting her for a film should be a punishable offence.

Ritesh Deshmukh

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Never liked him. It has a lot to do with the fact that he looks / acts / sounds cheap. Could be because of the type of roles that have been offered to him. I am not particularly interested in figuring it out.

Sharman Joshi

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Nothing against him as such but simply being part of a hit film doesn't necessarily imply that one is a good actor. I am aware that he has been cast in a lot of hit films but that doesn't change the fact that the guy has absolutely no personality to speak off and is unnecessarily loud.

Sonakshi Sinha

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Must put in a lot of work, not just for her acting but also her looks. She NEEDS a really good costume department to make herself look presentable. As one can see from her appearance in various award functions (and some promos) - when she doesn't get a good costume department to work with - she looks like a man in disguise and dances like a man in a horrible disguise.

Sonam Kapoor

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Overrated. Ugly. She should thank the media for hyping her non-existent talent. She is incapable of looking even remotely enticing. Laughs like a chipmunk on dope and does a lot of that for no apparent reason. She hasn't grown up yet and doesn't seem like she ever will.

Tushar Kapoor

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Another one of those idiotic actors who can't decide if he wants an extra U or S or A or P in his name. I wonder when these people will realise that the problem is NOT with the way their names are spelt. Solo hero film or a multi-starrer, you can always count on Tushar to be a complete waste of screen space and film reel.

Vidya Balan

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Loved her in Parineeta. The way she was dressed, the way she spoke, the way she performed, the way she looked. Everything. Haven't been able to tolerate her in any film post Parineeta.

Please note - SRK and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan are included in all such lists, by default. The reasons for them being included have been well documented all over the web and there was no need to replicate the same for the purpose of this blog post.

1 Opinions:

Ashok said...

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ROTFL...

Good article..

Cheers, Ashok

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