Friday, July 25, 2014

[Non]Sense – Sleep Gadget / App


Fucking twat!


With Sense's Smart Alarm, it can even wake you up in the morning at the right point in your sleep cycle, to avoid that groggy feeling we all hate so much. All easily available via our iPhone and Android applications.

If this app will delay when the alarm goes off - We set up an alarm to wake up at the time we need to! Sleep cycle ki maa ki choot. Office kya tera baap jaayega?

If this app / gadget will make the alarm go off before the set time – Abbey chutiye, if my sleep cycle has been disturbed (for whatever reason), then I would be awake anyway… right?


The app tells you how well you slept, or didn't, by giving you a unique Sleep Score each night.

Seriously… what sort of sad retarded prick you would be to require an app to determine if you had a good sleep or not? Most of us (reasonably intelligent life forms) do have the capability of being able to tell for ourselves if we slept well or not. We definitely have more important things to do with our lives than tweet and facebook our sleep scores.


You can play back key sound disturbances via the app to say “Ah, the garbage truck broke my sleep cycle at 3am. I didn’t even realize that.”

You are awake! What fucking difference does it make if it was the garbage truck or your snoring spouse? There is nothing this gadget/app or you can do about it now! What are you going to do next? Sue the garbage truck driver? Leave your spouse? Strangle her in her sleep (we can talk about this… at length, if you want to)?


Because millions think they're getting better sleep than they really are.

And why is that not good enough? What's supposed to matter is how one feels, right? If a placebo effect or just thinking that you have slept well works for someone, then why ruin it?!

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